My love whirs at a slow speed and then at a very fast speed...she vibrates gently, but has a super powerful motor. Tall and slender, crystal clear, purring with that special intensity. It makes things the way that they should be. When she isn't around, it seems that life stands still. She is my salvation and my redemption. This goddess can never be replaced and is taken care of with utmost kindness and reverence. Here she is:
There is no creation like the VitaMix and her 2.5 horse power motor. This girl can liquefy the hardest nut, the starchiest pasta and toughest prime rib. She is worked to the bone at least three times a day.
deep pharyngeal stimulation...essentially swabbing the back of the throat with frozen lemon flavored swabs. In time he swallowed, although somewhat delayed; so said the modified barium swallow tests, Of course, the GI wouldn't remove the tube because of his uninformed and unfounded fears. Wifey and I removed it ourselves and packed the hole with frankincense, myrrh and slippery elm. Closed in an hour and normality resumed with pureed foods and thickened drinks.
My girl still works at optimal performance levels. Anything can be pureed and Adam has gourmet meals and periodically frozen meals. There is nothing finer and more durable than my VitaMix.
She will stay in my life forever, no divorces nor separations. Keep purring, baby!